Oh Happy Day

My in-laws arrive today. I love them whole heartedly, they have been wonderful, warm and filled a void where my own parents should have been but weren't.
Still,

I often find myself having to bite my tongue, sit on my hands and engaging in an awful lot of teeth grinding in their presence. The next five days could be incredibly long, especially without the husband around as a buffer. (He's working icky long hours)

If you find posts full of expleteives or extreme punctuation, now you know why.

Must go now and clean the bathroom and brace myself for impact.